Okay. So. Coulson is not, repeat not, a sugardaddy, and also that phrase should really just never be uttered, but he is willing to drop serious cash on Clint for fun. Coulson is also apparently a cute-if-expensive dinner date kind of person.
Hm. The word date feels loaded. Romantic dinner implies that, but saying romantic dinner date feels bigger and more complicated than just plain romantic dinner.
Set that thought aside for later. The important part here is that apparently something that Phil thinks will get him all hot and bothered is playing dress-up with his favorite agent in hand-picked fabrics made to suit him from an actual tailor and not off the rack. A flirty tailor, no less. It isn't as though Clint's a stranger to measurements and outfits that fit him like a second skin, but his SHIELD uniforms are intended to be practical for his job. That they show off his assets very well is an unintended bonus. And he doesn't pay for them.
And he does own a suit. It's a perfectly suitable suit for more important and fancier occasions. But it's definitely off the rack because that's cheaper, he doesn't have his own go-to normal clothing tailor, and because frankly it just seems like so much work for something he's not going to wear often. But. If Phil wants...
"You're gonna have to restrain yourself," Clint suggests with a smirk, even if he gives the place a dubious once-over. "I'm thinking with ropes, but if you need something sturdier, we can always upgrade to chains."
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Hm. The word date feels loaded. Romantic dinner implies that, but saying romantic dinner date feels bigger and more complicated than just plain romantic dinner.
Set that thought aside for later. The important part here is that apparently something that Phil thinks will get him all hot and bothered is playing dress-up with his favorite agent in hand-picked fabrics made to suit him from an actual tailor and not off the rack. A flirty tailor, no less. It isn't as though Clint's a stranger to measurements and outfits that fit him like a second skin, but his SHIELD uniforms are intended to be practical for his job. That they show off his assets very well is an unintended bonus. And he doesn't pay for them.
And he does own a suit. It's a perfectly suitable suit for more important and fancier occasions. But it's definitely off the rack because that's cheaper, he doesn't have his own go-to normal clothing tailor, and because frankly it just seems like so much work for something he's not going to wear often. But. If Phil wants...
"You're gonna have to restrain yourself," Clint suggests with a smirk, even if he gives the place a dubious once-over. "I'm thinking with ropes, but if you need something sturdier, we can always upgrade to chains."