"I have never seen this man in anything other than a suit." He's seen him outside of suits. Seen him put on tactical vests overtop his suit. Robes, Clint thinks, do not count as clothes and are inapplicable to the situation. "Imagine how wild he would get with a few drinks in him. He might loosen his tie. Unbutton a single top button. Really get wild and crazy."

Leah does not argue any of these points, which Clint is going to count as a win.

"Hey, who says I would take him on vacation anyway? And some sun wouldn't kill him. He doesn't have to tan; I'm not sure he's capable of it. Put on some sunscreen and go drink some maitais in a bright Hawaiian shirt at a tiki bar. Go swim with dolphins. Or," with a look at his partner, "are you more of a mountain guy, get bundled up and go skiing?"