"I'm gonna go ahead and assume that's commentary on your couch. Otherwise, I might have to get offended," He is not, in any way, offended. He might even be, in that moment, pretty close to laughing. "I'm not that big, and I bend."

He hopes Clint doesn't need that kit. Steve doesn't buy that, though. Not with the shift in method, brutality level, and chosen weapon. He will be checking that kit to get familiar with it.

"I won't fight you too hard on the point." Not worth it. Especially when Clint's trying to convince him to take the bed like a polite host, rather than make Steve go home.