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clint "idk the archer or something" barton ([personal profile] brandingproblem) wrote2023-01-10 03:10 pm

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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve is arguably playing a game, it's just that the game is 'will Clint approach or not', and really it's more of a question. He is definitely too old and tired for anything more complicated; hide and seek with the globe enough.

He looks up from his coffee when Clint is just suddenly there across the table from him. His surprise isn't feigned, but neither is how quickly it's followed by subtle relief easing the tension around his eyes.

He doesn't even mind Clint taking food off his plate.

"Maybe I just missed getting to eat my own food." Not minding doesn't mean not making a joke of it. "Or maybe it was not being jet-lagged."

He missed Clint.

...and was kind of bored.
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Please don't. I feel like we got to a pretty decent compromise last time. I'm too old to get back on a merry-go-round." He means that, absolutely, completely, and with a lot of depth of feeling. "Let's just get to the point where we make some kinda plan for this time. How long are you in town?"
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Different plan," he says dryly. "The we part of the plan is how long you're here and how I corner you into spending time with me around the you part of the plan."

He's not going to start interfering with Ronin's... stuff.
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
He just pushes the plate directly in front of Clint. "Yeah, and I'm sure you've had your fill of me in bed with you, too." He sounds almost embarrassed by that. "But I could finish tracking you all the way down and send flowers. I don't think delivery people showing up at your door would make you happy though."
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)


He likes Clint in a good mood. Or at least not having to have that fight again. "Me doing it was a choice for your benefit. Not sending some poor flower delivery person in there is more about them... though it seems kind of threatening and insane as an early warning I'm around. I'm just glad you decided to find me."

Then circling back, as he realizes. "I think I've slept with all of you now, at some point. Except Wanda and Vision."
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I dunno, I'm pretty sure I got at least 364 and a half days a year worth of sleep. Probably more impressive that I sleep at all now, never mind with anybody else."

He's just going to pretend not to get it. Blatantly pretend.

"I am pretty easy to talk into bed, though."
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, but anyone who gets close enough to me can be cursed with a super soldier." He lifts his eyebrows at that one, making it more of a joke about his energy level than any kind of serious statement. "Is there somewhere you feel safe enough to talk openly?"

He has a question or two, Clint.
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-05 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Sounds good. If we're gonna end up on the floor for anything, a more comfortable one might be ideal." He'd suggest the room he got just in case, but this is better. More within Clint's control.
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-06 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"We can play compare and contrast, after I've seen what kind of floor you've got. Not bugged I'm pretty confident on." Still mostly for Clint's sake, to be honest. Steve doesn't have a whole lot to lose if he gets found out, except Clint's willingness to put up with him.

And get down on the floor and talk to him. Which he should avoid but is easier for him with Clint, too. Why it has to happen on the floor, he doesn't know, but it's a consistent part of the way things play out and to him that means it's important.

(He could maybe come up with some guesses as to why. He doesn't care about the whys.)

"I did some cliff diving on my way home. Found Tony and let him deal with his shit some. Otherwise, back to the routine. Lead the way. I'll fall in and follow." Back to wherever Clint's staying.
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
That makes him laugh. It isn't for long, but it's sincere. "I didn't use anything, but I hit water face first instead of the ground, so it didn't do any damage, just gave me a good view and some cheap thrills. ...and water up my nose, I guess."
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Feet first is cheating." Because it's the easy way out. "I did get my arms out most of the time, but once in a while I misjudged where the water was." There was flipping and spinning.

Easy part. But: "...I need to sit on a floor to talk about Tony."
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[personal profile] imperfectsoldier 2024-12-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I looked into some options, in case my lead wasn't real, you beat me out of here, or just opted out of interacting. None of those options were being eaten by a shark."

Clint. What the hell.

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