clint "idk the archer or something" barton (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
brandingproblem) wrote2025-03-24 12:12 pm
brandingproblem) wrote2025-03-24 12:12 pm
You sound like me after a hard mission that ended with me laid up in medical. In one piece and that's the part that counts. Coulson was never all that impressed.
And I guess that means the torch of being unimpressed gets passed to you then.
Really, I'm
[ Ugh, fine. ]
Okay, fine, I'm a bit freaked out about the new body mods and how I got them, but I'll live if I don't bite through my tongue. Or tongues? Whatever.
[ Ugh, fine. ]
Okay, fine, I'm a bit freaked out about the new body mods and how I got them, but I'll live if I don't bite through my tongue. Or tongues? Whatever.
He rubbed off on me, what can I say.
Get your teeth filed down? Magic might make them grow back the same though.
Get your teeth filed down? Magic might make them grow back the same though.
Have a feeling a dentist won't be able to fix this one.
Also have a feeling this is the universe's way of punishing me for being a dick and brainwashing people, so. Sorry for that. Maybe we save the weird fairy powers for structured training and emergencies in the future, eh?
Also have a feeling this is the universe's way of punishing me for being a dick and brainwashing people, so. Sorry for that. Maybe we save the weird fairy powers for structured training and emergencies in the future, eh?
I don't think that it is. But I'll still accept an apology. If you ever want to try weird fairy powers for training with me, I can probably be okay with it so long as you aren't a huge jackass about it. Still would prefer getting asked first though.
I thought I could find someone to help me get some mental fortitude about it. Build mundane defenses. Seems he's up and disappeared. How do you think Strange would be on a more magical front about it? Maybe make a charm of "get out of my head"?
I thought I could find someone to help me get some mental fortitude about it. Build mundane defenses. Seems he's up and disappeared. How do you think Strange would be on a more magical front about it? Maybe make a charm of "get out of my head"?
Strange is a good teacher. He resists my charm all the time. He could probably train your brain.
Your charms are pretty easy to resist.
If you make me drop trou again I'm going to rip your snake tongue out.
If you make me drop trou again I'm going to rip your snake tongue out.
NO.
Not what I meant.
I meant my ✨magical✨ charm.
[ ...Wait. Fuck. ]
I mean, he resists the other charm too.
That's not NOT the case.
[ Gee, Tony, how come you're acting so weird? ]
Point is, trust me, talk to Stephen.
Not what I meant.
I meant my ✨magical✨ charm.
[ ...Wait. Fuck. ]
I mean, he resists the other charm too.
That's not NOT the case.
[ Gee, Tony, how come you're acting so weird? ]
Point is, trust me, talk to Stephen.
So you've been trying to mundane charm him too? [THE IMPORTANT PART THAT HE'S GETTING OUT OF THIS]
What is this, an interrogation? You gonna go phone up Nat to waterboard me while you're asking me questions? [ Very normal response, good job. ]
I am adding so many notes to my mental file on you. Fascinating. What is it about him that caught your eye?
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I don't have to answer that. I'm not answering that.
Is it the hair? You're into silver foxes or salt and pepper?
NO.
It's his stupid fucking cheekbones and his shitty attitude.
Happy?
It's his stupid fucking cheekbones and his shitty attitude.
Happy?
Tony Stark likes cheekbones that can cut glass and snarky little assholes. NOTED.
God I can't wait until you retire.
[ He says it with "love in his heart" honest. ]
[ He says it with "love in his heart" honest. ]
hey roomie
i know you climbed out the window to do whatever you do when you climb out the window
but!
i need a (small) favor
i know you climbed out the window to do whatever you do when you climb out the window
but!
i need a (small) favor
I sometimes even use actual doors. What do you need?
a likely story that i'll believe when i see it
anyway
i wanna learn to throw stuff like you do
anyway
i wanna learn to throw stuff like you do
You can learn the same way Akechi is going to.
By doing.
By doing.
it's WAY harder than you make it look tho
i don't really have the same practice aiming at stuff that the rest of my friends do, yknow?
...
.......
...........and i don't think the pub is going to let me back in to put more holes in their furniture without adult supervision
(⌄︵⌄)
can i beg you for a lesson? or two?
i don't really have the same practice aiming at stuff that the rest of my friends do, yknow?
...
.......
...........and i don't think the pub is going to let me back in to put more holes in their furniture without adult supervision
(⌄︵⌄)
can i beg you for a lesson? or two?
[There's something about the don't really have the same practice that twinges. For several reasons. That she's a young shut-in who needed emergency cognitive VR therapy (he will keep making up new phrases for it because genuinely: what the fuck), that her friends a seasoned thieves who know their way around weaponry. It's entirely possible she just wants to be impressive in a physical way instead of just in a--boost skills from a fucking UFO way.]
It would be hilarious if you could end up making some difficult shots that Akechi can't master yet. [Sure, frame it that way.]
What the hell, I'm already teaching people how to shoot bows. You want that too? Or just throwing?
It would be hilarious if you could end up making some difficult shots that Akechi can't master yet. [Sure, frame it that way.]
What the hell, I'm already teaching people how to shoot bows. You want that too? Or just throwing?
akechi would be SO mad [ Which means she is automatically down for this idea.
And while she did initially just want to learn how to throw darts better... ] you'd teach me how to shoot stuff?
really? [ She realizes she probably should learn some kind of method of defending herself. Especially considering the team is missing a few people, so when they go to change the court rulers' hearts, they'll need all the help they can get. ]
hm.
ok hanzo you're on!!
And while she did initially just want to learn how to throw darts better... ] you'd teach me how to shoot stuff?
really? [ She realizes she probably should learn some kind of method of defending herself. Especially considering the team is missing a few people, so when they go to change the court rulers' hearts, they'll need all the help they can get. ]
hm.
ok hanzo you're on!!
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