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Clint, do you copy?

[ She sounds excited. ]

I want to tell you news.

Over.

Hi. Can I ask you a value-neutral, judgement-free question?

[ Tony fiddles with his new pen between his fingers for a few seconds before sending: ]

Open marriage, or what happens with the fairies stays with the fairies?

[ It's been a week, and Tony's fangs aren't exactly going away as he was hoping they would once Narciso had been reconstituted. So he starts thinking of other possible reasons why he's been gifted with- No, no no. He's not going to start thinking of this like the local weirdos. No way. ]

Can I ask you a potentially stupid question?

[ He doesn't wait for the no before sending: ] Do you have fangs by any chance?
Because I think sleeping with His Royal Twinkiness got me fangs. [ Don't even mention the tongue. ]

hey roomie
i know you climbed out the window to do whatever you do when you climb out the window
but!
i need a (small) favor

I don't know if you've seen, but our newest resident is none other than Thanos himself.

[And look, she saw what he did after the king turned himself into mini versions of himself. Part of it is knowing that even if he's from some time after, she still remembers Ronan.

And then there's the other fact that despite being told that that what she did was worth it, that they reversed what he did, still seeing his face does bring out more that she would never say to Thanos himself, but that does shake her. She would make that same sacrifice again if she had to, a million times, if it meant the same outcome, but even just placing a moment of doubt in her head after the conversation she had with Tony of the mere chance of going home?

Well Nat's a little more shaken up than she would admit to anyone but Clint.]

do you want waffles

[ Are you okay?

I'm sorry I've been quiet.

I miss you.

So. Yeah. She asks if he wants waffles, instead. ]

Hi. I'm an asshole.

two questions

1) would you teach a robot sign language?
he can't talk and you're the expert

and this one is way more important
dare i say... super important
2) do you want the super soldier mountain dew?
because your idiot friend thinks you definitely don't even though it TOTALLY saved him when i shot him (accidentally...) which seems completely unfair!!!
sentai logic dictates you ALL have to be evenly matched!!!!!!

[ One day in early August, Clint will find a small bundle outside of his dormitory door - if he opens it there's a note: For protection. One use each. No promises. Miss Romanoff wanted to see if something could work, maybe if you tied it to an arrow? - William. Inside the bundle is a handful of wooden pieces with a rune drawn on them. One of them does have a small hole in it where string could be threaded through to be worn, if wanted. ]

Hey—- [Not a check in, but this is totally a check in. She sounds mildly bothered, but keeping her tone in check.]

You get any new surprises lately?

[ well, it's "leah's" voice this time, but.. you know. it's obviously recognizable for at least one particular version of clint. ]

Are you.. still the Clint that I spoke with earlier this week..? [ a slightly embarrassed pause. ] If so, would you like to have dinner with me?

.. If you're not, kindly ignore this.

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