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Clint Barton

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[brandingproblem]

Can't believe I'm surrounded by tech savvy folks in the middle of magical fairytale land.

Hit me.

[unseensmiter]

we're gonna break in to their palace, steal the treasure, and change the court rulers' hearts

[ Yeah, sure, like it's that simple. ]

[brandingproblem]

Change their hearts into what?
My vote is salami

[IS HE SHITPOSTING OR-]

All of them?

[unseensmiter]

lol i wish
but we don't kill 'em
we just make them see the errors of their ways
using force
(⁠ﾉ⁠´⁠ヮ⁠´⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧⋆˙⟡₊˚⊹♡

[ Which... She doesn't realize sounds vaguely like The Phantom Thieves Black Bag And Torture A Guy. ]

we're hoping for all of 'em, yeah
the running hypothesis is that the castle itself is their palace
so we should be able to do this as one big heist

[ Never mind the fact that she is pretty sure they all view their castle differently so she's not fully sure how that's gonna manifest when she presses the Metaverse Nav app she's been reprogramming to match up with the local energy signatures... ]

[brandingproblem]

Don't punch the fairy kings into repenting their sins I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY

[unseensmiter]

they won't even know we're there

...
well
until they're supposed to know we're there

LOOK
it's gonna be FINE

[brandingproblem]

Don't know how many of me are out there, but I'm pretty sure every single one thinks that sounds like a bad idea.

[unseensmiter]

well you and the council of clints can chill
it's gonna be fine

we've done this like practically 10 times already!!!