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clint "idk the archer or something" barton ([personal profile] brandingproblem) wrote2025-03-24 12:12 pm

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ironypoisoned: (through my mind)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Trading stuff for things.

[ The world's oldest profession and all that. Not judging! Value-neutral! ]

So what'd you trade for?
ironypoisoned: (and a feeling coming from my bones)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Oh. Okay. The tree's pretty cute, Tony gets it. It's fine. Value-neutral, judgement-free. What happens in Faerie stays in Faerie. Laura will never know. It's all good. Tony's dead anyway so it's not like he's gonna bet to open his big fat mouth to her by accident one day, so-

Fine™️.

He would have preferred Clint to get something out of this arrangement, too, but like. Fine. Prostitution for a pen (or in general) is not everyone's idea of a good time. Tony gets it. Let the man live his life. ]


Duly noted.
ironypoisoned: (i'm gonna work the straw)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I did. For [ Is he really going to admit he traded sex for a writing instrument so Strange could write a little clearer right now? No. No, he is not. Granted, without his money, he needs to rely on his backlog of various talents, instead. ] something I needed for a little vanity project of mine.
ironypoisoned: (don't wanna hear about it)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ H u h. That is a weird question. Oh well, whatever. Tony fiddles with his Strange's pen, clicking it a few times before he replies. ] Yeah, I meant to. [ Let's ignore the part where Narciso subtly threatened Peter, but mostly it was done without Tony under any kind of duress. ] My idea completely, actually. [ A lie, but one done to make his court ruler look like less of a hoe. Surely that would get him some points one of these days. ]
ironypoisoned: (make the sweat drip out of every pore)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Look man, it's spring. Guy's gotta pollenate.
ironypoisoned: (i'm gonna serve it to you)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I'm done.

[ He is going to shut the fuck up before he gets Clint to scale the tower again to kick his ass. ]
ironypoisoned: (versus physics)

[personal profile] ironypoisoned 2025-04-18 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jesus, fine. Tony gets it; he's touchy about this. But he's not exactly looking to get punched again so he's going to do the first smart thing he's done since getting here and shut his fucking mouth. ]