[ It's been a week, and Tony's fangs aren't exactly going away as he was hoping they would once Narciso had been reconstituted. So he starts thinking of other possible reasons why he's been gifted with- No, no no. He's not going to start thinking of this like the local weirdos. No way. ]
Can I ask you a potentially stupid question?
[ He doesn't wait for the no before sending: ] Do you have fangs by any chance? Because I think sleeping with His Royal Twinkiness got me fangs. [ Don't even mention the tongue. ]
Yeah I KNOW how it sounds to ask the guy with the emotional availability of a garden snail if he's okay like I'm going to get an honest or straightforward answer but I'm doing it anyway.
Filing this one under "nicest things anyone's ever said about my emotional availability."
But yeah, I'm fine. [ Liar. ] I mean, I grew fangs and now I have a snake tongue, but besides that, yeah, I'm fine. [ Liar. ] In one piece still, and that's the important part.
You sound like me after a hard mission that ended with me laid up in medical. In one piece and that's the part that counts. Coulson was never all that impressed.
Have a feeling a dentist won't be able to fix this one.
Also have a feeling this is the universe's way of punishing me for being a dick and brainwashing people, so. Sorry for that. Maybe we save the weird fairy powers for structured training and emergencies in the future, eh?
I don't think that it is. But I'll still accept an apology. If you ever want to try weird fairy powers for training with me, I can probably be okay with it so long as you aren't a huge jackass about it. Still would prefer getting asked first though.
I thought I could find someone to help me get some mental fortitude about it. Build mundane defenses. Seems he's up and disappeared. How do you think Strange would be on a more magical front about it? Maybe make a charm of "get out of my head"?
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brandingproblem) wrote2025-03-24 12:12 pm
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Can I ask you a potentially stupid question?
[ He doesn't wait for the no before sending: ] Do you have fangs by any chance?
Because I think sleeping with His Royal Twinkiness got me fangs. [ Don't even mention the tongue. ]
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I don't feel like anything's changed with me physically, if you think he fucked magic into you.
[WHICH IS ALSO A HORRIFYING THOUGHT that keeps him up sometimes (and he'll find out about that) (at some point) (just not yet)]
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[ And there's that theory dashed. Tony's trying to not let that get to him too much. ]
They really oughta kidnap a dentist next; I keep biting myself and it's fucking annoying. [ Quick, deflect with a joke. ]
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Yeah I KNOW how it sounds to ask the guy with the emotional availability of a garden snail if he's okay like I'm going to get an honest or straightforward answer but I'm doing it anyway.
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But yeah, I'm fine. [ Liar. ] I mean, I grew fangs and now I have a snake tongue, but besides that, yeah, I'm fine. [ Liar. ] In one piece still, and that's the important part.
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Really, I'm[ Ugh, fine. ]
Okay, fine, I'm a bit freaked out about the new body mods and how I got them, but I'll live if I don't bite through my tongue. Or tongues? Whatever.
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Get your teeth filed down? Magic might make them grow back the same though.
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Also have a feeling this is the universe's way of punishing me for being a dick and brainwashing people, so. Sorry for that. Maybe we save the weird fairy powers for structured training and emergencies in the future, eh?
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I thought I could find someone to help me get some mental fortitude about it. Build mundane defenses. Seems he's up and disappeared. How do you think Strange would be on a more magical front about it? Maybe make a charm of "get out of my head"?
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If you make me drop trou again I'm going to rip your snake tongue out.
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Not what I meant.
I meant my ✨magical✨ charm.
[ ...Wait. Fuck. ]
I mean, he resists the other charm too.
That's not NOT the case.
[ Gee, Tony, how come you're acting so weird? ]
Point is, trust me, talk to Stephen.
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It's his stupid fucking cheekbones and his shitty attitude.
Happy?
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[ He says it with "love in his heart" honest. ]