1) would you teach a robot sign language? he can't talk and you're the expert
and this one is way more important dare i say... super important 2) do you want the super soldier mountain dew? because your idiot friend thinks you definitely don't even though it TOTALLY saved him when i shot him (accidentally...) which seems completely unfair!!! sentai logic dictates you ALL have to be evenly matched!!!!!!
I'm not an expert. I barely speak it at all. I'm not sure I'm qualified to teach it, but I already agreed to teach what I know to someone else, so fuck me I guess.
There is no super serum here. Nobody can recreate it. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SHOT HIM
[ She kinda already promised the robot she'd get him help, sorry Clint! ]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO, JEEZ it was at the party he was hooked up to one of the targets i SWEAR i healed him after your bf's FINE just a jerk who won't give you a blood transfusion for like literally zero reason at all
Just point me in the right direction or give them my handle or whatever works best. Didn't think I'd be teaching anything other than archery.
Oh shit yeah okay then you couldn't have done anything about it. Did you do okay? I mean you hit him obviously you weren't perfect, but nobody expects perfection from a beginner. And I don't need a blood transfusion. God I know we have some doctors here but I don't know that I'd trust anything fairy with something like that anyway. And not sure it works that way. [we could find out it works that way if we fucking let patriot be a fucking thing kevin]
I'm not going to just hook myself up with some Steve blood. Or Bucky blood. Or Bruce blood for that matter. Or Peggy blood. I'm not looking to vampire suck some super duper strongman juice out of anyone. What is your deal I promise being super soldier would not have saved my stupid ass.
I'm sorry she died because you couldn't do anything about it. That doesn't make you stupid. It doesn't make him stupid either just because he couldn't do anything about it.
no i don't but wouldn't it be nice? with all the stuff you can already do without any kind of superpower, you'd be like. unstoppable with actual powers...
[It's a nice sentiment, honestly. This idea that she thinks it would make him safer. And shows how young she is, too, in not getting why someone wouldn't want it.
Rest assured, a lot of people want it, and that's caused so many problems.]
So you've met Steve. He's big, he's got muscles like a god, he's got that corn chip shape that women swoon over.
Before he got dosed up with super juice? Tiny. Skinny as a twig. A strong wind could've knocked him over. Sickly as anything, I don't actually know how he survived as long as he did. Tenacity? Sheer stupid stubbornness? I mean by all accounts he was TINY.
No one's ever accused ME of being too tall before.
Look I appreciate what you're trying to say. I don't know how valid a point it is to even think about if it's not a viable option anyway. [is it a viable option though?????] Also let's just consider the idea that turning my friend into a blood bank to microwave superness into anyone who wanted it is a very scary and fucked up idea.
Oh shit you haven't met Bruce yet have you. Or the spider kid!
Anyway it was WWII and the serum was from a German scientist who defected and needed to find someone fitting to experiment and it was Steve. Don't worry about it, ask him for the story if you're interested. And maybe you are?
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1) would you teach a robot sign language?
he can't talk and you're the expert
and this one is way more important
dare i say... super important
2) do you want the super soldier mountain dew?
because your idiot friend thinks you definitely don't even though it TOTALLY saved him when i shot him (accidentally...) which seems completely unfair!!!
sentai logic dictates you ALL have to be evenly matched!!!!!!
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There is no super serum here. Nobody can recreate it. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SHOT HIM
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fuck you i guess
[ She kinda already promised the robot she'd get him help, sorry Clint! ]
I DIDN'T MEAN TO, JEEZ
it was at the party
he was hooked up to one of the targets
i SWEAR i healed him after
your bf's FINE
just a jerk who won't give you a blood transfusion for like literally zero reason at all
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Oh shit yeah okay then you couldn't have done anything about it. Did you do okay? I mean you hit him obviously you weren't perfect, but nobody expects perfection from a beginner.
And I don't need a blood transfusion. God I know we have some doctors here but I don't know that I'd trust anything fairy with something like that anyway.
And not sure it works that way. [we could find out it works that way if we fucking let patriot be a fucking thing kevin]
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i did okay!
didn't hit anything vital when i did hit him, and i missed him completely a couple times too
you're a good teacher
which i told him
well you could just test it to see if it works that way, couldn't you?
what blood types are you guys?
i bet you're B
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What is your deal
I promise being super soldier would not have saved my stupid ass.
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1/2
It doesn't make him stupid either just because he couldn't do anything about it.
2/2
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why?
r u keeping it a secret?
[ Steve did basically say he was the leader of the Avengers... Maybe it wouldn't look good to the others?
.......................Maybe she was a little suspect of that power dynamic, actually. ]
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[BC SHE'S JUST MAKING A JOKE RIGHT]
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uh huh
don't worry
i won't tell the group chat
[ But that's fine. This is her new side quest clearly. ]
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JEEEEEEEEEZ
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What did he tell you?
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Been fine all my life without it. You think I need it?
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but
wouldn't it be nice?
with all the stuff you can already do without any kind of superpower, you'd be like. unstoppable with actual powers...
...but i guess god had to nerf you somehow
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Rest assured, a lot of people want it, and that's caused so many problems.]
So you've met Steve. He's big, he's got muscles like a god, he's got that corn chip shape that women swoon over.
Before he got dosed up with super juice? Tiny. Skinny as a twig. A strong wind could've knocked him over. Sickly as anything, I don't actually know how he survived as long as he did. Tenacity? Sheer stupid stubbornness? I mean by all accounts he was TINY.
I can only imagine what that might do to ME.
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well he sure can't get knocked over by a strong wind anymore
[ Considering she shoved him hard and he didn't even move. ]
mm
i guess you ARE already too tall
fine
you don't have to be a super soldier
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Look I appreciate what you're trying to say. I don't know how valid a point it is to even think about if it's not a viable option anyway. [is it a viable option though?????] Also let's just consider the idea that turning my friend into a blood bank to microwave superness into anyone who wanted it is a very scary and fucked up idea.
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he deserves it for how he treats youi MEAN i wasn't suggesting ANYone gets superness
just you
but
...wait i can't tell if the microwaving part is a joke
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so
radiation can give people superpowers in your world?
that's kinda stupid
like
how'd that even get figured out?
who would volunteer to do THAT?
what if it didn't work and it gave you cancer instead??
i changed my mind
don't get superpowers
archery is much cooler
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Or the spider kid!
Anyway it was WWII and the serum was from a German scientist who defected and needed to find someone fitting to experiment and it was Steve. Don't worry about it, ask him for the story if you're interested. And maybe you are?
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