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clint "idk the archer or something" barton ([personal profile] brandingproblem) wrote2025-03-24 12:12 pm

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unseensmiter: @byob (so strike a pose on a cadillac)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's about to argue that she is stupid when- She gets distracted. ]

why?
r u keeping it a secret?


[ Steve did basically say he was the leader of the Avengers... Maybe it wouldn't look good to the others?

.......................Maybe she was a little suspect of that power dynamic, actually. ]
unseensmiter: @yevon (all the cops in the donut shop say)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

uh huh
don't worry
i won't tell the group chat


[ But that's fine. This is her new side quest clearly. ]
unseensmiter: @byob (they're walking like an egyptian)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm SERIOUSLY not gonna say a word!!!
JEEEEEEEEEZ
unseensmiter: @byob (all the kids at the marketplace)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
that you were going to refuse this idea, and also a bunch of sappy shit about how you're fine without it
unseensmiter: @yevon (feeling like a bum)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-31 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
no i don't
but
wouldn't it be nice?
with all the stuff you can already do without any kind of superpower, you'd be like. unstoppable with actual powers...

...but i guess god had to nerf you somehow
unseensmiter: @yevon (if they move too quick)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
ew

well he sure can't get knocked over by a strong wind anymore


[ Considering she shoved him hard and he didn't even move. ]

mm
i guess you ARE already too tall
fine
you don't have to be a super soldier
unseensmiter: @byob (covered in ink and bleach)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-31 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
he deserves it for how he treats you

i MEAN i wasn't suggesting ANYone gets superness
just you

but
...wait i can't tell if the microwaving part is a joke
unseensmiter: @byob (they like the punk)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-07-31 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...
so
radiation can give people superpowers in your world?

that's kinda stupid
like
how'd that even get figured out?
who would volunteer to do THAT?
what if it didn't work and it gave you cancer instead??

i changed my mind
don't get superpowers
archery is much cooler
unseensmiter: @yevon (i can work a gun)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-08-03 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
there's a spider kid?
and who's bruce?

i might be interested enough to text him


[ But, ugh, talking to Steve again... ]
unseensmiter: @byob (so strike a pose on a cadillac)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-08-05 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Huge, angry, green other half...? ]

oh you guys have a persona?? user????
or is it more like that other guy in our court - nahobino - who has something kinda sorta similar to a persona? but it's actually totally different??

also wait why is he a spider if he doesn't look like a spider?


[ You Americans are all high key insane. ]
unseensmiter: @byob (kids screaming in their cradles)

[personal profile] unseensmiter 2025-08-05 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
right
you know the ufo i summon?
al azif??
that's my persona


[ Yes, they have a name. ]

...does spider kid have a name?