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clint "idk the archer or something" barton ([personal profile] brandingproblem) wrote2025-06-06 01:02 pm

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"It's Clint; you just missed me. You know how this ends."
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be fine. I'm not gonna get souped. Jesus Christ.
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-21 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Look, those assholes we've been tracking down are taking advantage of the soup. I'm handling it.
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know they'd be here. Happy little accident.
Bunch of people with good intentions are showing up trying to save people from the soup, like you can save a man that's got half his brain and both his lungs merged with a steel support beam.
Good samaritans are practically catnip for them.

Don't worry sweetheart, you know how much I love your bow. Don't have eyes for any other bow but yours.
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-21 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Go home

( As it turns out, it's a good thing Clint didn't go home. What happens occurs sometime after he intervened for some other asshole with a bow — turns out he inadvertently bow-cheated on his bow-work wife.

Anyway, the problem isn't with the raiders; Clint will find their corpses sinking into the pavement, halfway melded into blacktop, road lines on their skin, fingertips jutting out at odd angles like shark fins. They've been lying in place for a while.

It makes for a nice breadcrumb trail to find Mister Big Bad Punisher, sunk up to his knees around the side of a building, his back pressed against a wall, and both hands bringing down what looks like a crowbar in a painstaking effort to bust up the sidewalk around his calves. He's put a pretty good dent in it, but he's sweating his ass off. The problem is less about his stamina, though, and more about the fact that being a one man job means he's sinking just about as fast as he's digging himself out.
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Edited 2025-09-21 01:27 (UTC)
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-22 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
( This is something he'll appreciate about Clint for a long time — that he knows when to be serious. That when it matters, he's a consummate professional, a seasoned soldier. Starting things off with what can I do instead of some bullshit commentary which Frank already knows is gonna come later. He reaffirms in a single line why he's a good choice for a partner, and it's enough that Frank will start to reconsider his strategy of lone wolf'ing it next time.

But for now—
)

I got a sledgehammer in the back of the van. You get me that, I can break this up, and then it's just dirt.

( Between the two of them, they can haul his ass out of dirt, he thinks. It's just the inches of cement between here and there. )
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-26 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( The sledgehammer hits the ground, and Frank wastes no time scooping it up. In just the brief minutes he's been gone, Frank's sunk another three or four inches into the earth. There's no time to fuck around. Clint gets a front-row seat to the Frank Castle show, a firsthand view at how good this particular man is at swinging a hammer.

He circles it around over his head and brings it slamming down into the sidewalk with devastating ferocity. The second hit comes with the added bonus of a somewhat feral-sounding, vaguely animalistic grunt of effort — and so does the third, and the fourth, never slowing, never faltering, muscles working despite how hard he's already pushed them trying to crowbar himself out.

Eventually, the concrete's busted and it's just the dirt to contend with. He throws the hammer over to the side, manages a hoarse —
)

Can you-

( And holds out a hand; give him a tug, buddy, he could use a little leverage. With the tension and the pull-weight on that bowstring, he's well aware Clint's no slouch himself. )
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-26 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
( It takes a fair amount of yanking, coupled with Frank pulling himself out with that grip, pushing at the ground with his free hand, praying his palm doesn't wind up sinking next. At length, they manage it — he goes stumbling out of the dirt, nearly bowling Clint over in the process, catching himself with filthy hands on the guy's shoulders.

Dirt clings to his boots, his pants, all the way up to the knees and then some. Flecks of concrete powder settle above that, along with a couple rubbed-down, worn-out patchy holes in the fabric. It wasn't really graded to withstand getting encased in fucking cement. But all the same, all the same, he's out. Breathless, panting, sweating his ass off, casting a quick glance over at the busted up sidewalk and the gaping maw of a hole that should exist, but simply doesn't. There was no extra space to accommodate him. He was fazing through the dirt and, sooner or later, that dirt would've begun to solidify — on his legs, in his legs.

Under his breath, a rusty, derisive mutter:
)

Fucking soup.
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-26 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
( Things Frank Castle isn't used to: people that aren't Karen Page demonstrating actual concern for his well-being. It takes him a second to figure out what in the hell's going on, and it isn't until Clint starts raking him over the coals that he realizes. For his troubles, he earns a solid, amused couple of thumps to the back, your stock-standard manly testosterone display of affection during a hug.

Underneath all that lambasting comes a wry New York lilt—
)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it all out. You happy? Happy with that? You done?

( Thump thump.

It's a goddamn miracle he sees it in time. That asshole off to the side with his gun leveled, a sway in his hand that suggests he's got all the aim of a fucking stormtrooper, intending to hit Frank but not all that bothered by the prospect of winging the guy snuggled up to him in the process if it means taking the asshole out.

He spins roughly, dragging Clint with him, whirling around to put his back to the guy like the meat shield he is. The impact of the bullets hit so hard, the two of them jolt from the force of it. This is how Frank learns that having a built-in bulletproof vest doesn't suddenly somehow make him immune to pain.

But honestly, all that does is piss him off.

A second later, Clint's left to stagger on his own as Frank scoops up the wooden handle, marching directly into two or three more rounds fired off at him, bullet casings tinkling onto the ground as Frank powers directly through them to introduce the man to his sledgehammer.

He's exhausted. What this means is not that he's sluggish. It means he has no patience. The dispatching is brutal.
)
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-27 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( The hammer, hefty as it is, droops toward the ground. The smooth polished wood whispers softly against his callouses as he lets it slip until the sturdy head of it presses into the sidewalk, and he leans on it there, catching his breath.

Where the first call of his name didn't get him, the second one does — and how he can tell the difference in Clint's tone is impossible to say, really. He just knows it wasn't a Frank there's somebody else, or he'd have kicked into motion again immediately. This is either concern, or disbelief, or something else on the urgency spectrum aside from combat.

To be entirely god damn honest, he's forgotten. It's been long enough at this point that it slips his mind, how it must look. The fact that he's not wearing a glaringly obvious vest over his shirt, taking five or six rounds to the chest seemingly unprotected. Not a hint of real injury lingers in his posture, though, aside from the stiffness and the ache that always follows getting hit in the vest. People don't realize how much that shit still hurts, the impact velocity of a bullet stopping abruptly by slamming into you, even if they don't penetrate. He's gonna be bruised for days, but it'll be all but invisible under the black.

His eyes track to Clint, and there's a fleeting flash of confusion in them. A mirroring sort of concern, and in a manner that'll seem hilarious in hindsight, he rasps out:
)

You good?
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-27 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
( And you know something? Thinking about it — he thinks that might actually be the truth. Clint might actually be the person on this planet that would be most impacted by him dying. Nash might be sad, maybe see his ghost around, but there'd probably be some measure of relief that things got slightly less complicated for her. Fury might miss him, but they haven't known each other long. Murdock is Murdock, any opportunity to be an angsty little bitch is one he'll take, but that dynamic is fraught at the best of times. It occurs to him, suddenly, that this asshole might actually be his best friend. Well, shit.

That fleeting flash of understanding passes across his expression, and he sighs, ducking his gaze for a second — then glancing over, around, to make sure nobody's in the wings, lurking, looking.

And then he reaches down, and pulls the hem of his shirt up to nearly his collar.
)

Somethin' happened. After I visited one of these fucking zones, something... I don't know.

( What lies underneath looks not entirely unlike a blackout tattoo, with slender lighter skin lines etching out the relief of a familiar skull. It's all very obviously musculature, it's skin, to a certain extent — but with a strange texture, a strange color, reminiscent of Kevlar. Beyond that, in the places where the vest doesn't cover, up near his shoulders, the newer wounds and scar tissue are knitted together with that same inky blackness. )
Edited 2025-09-27 13:12 (UTC)
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-27 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
( What he touches is definitely a physical, living body. Muscles twitch under Clint's fingers, an automatic unconscious tense and release, jumping the way abs do. It's warm like body heat, it's pliable enough, it's got give, or it would be if he pressed down with any real pressure. It's only slightly rougher than normal, a light texture not entirely unlike goosebumps. It's organic.

Frank waits patiently, passively, expression stoic as he studies Clint's face for any hints on what he might be thinking. Fury hadn't seemed to mind terribly, but damn, there's not much that fazes that woman. She's seen every fucking thing there is, it feels like. Clint's got a much more typical baseline — which is saying something, because he's a god damn alien-fighting Avenger and his baseline is in outer fucking space, but still.

If he's disgusted by it, or repulsed, or uncomfortable, or freaked out, a saner person would be, too.
)

I don't know. ( He says again, just as lost as the first time, but quieter. ) Had to cut my shirt off after the trip because the vest was- it was sinking in in places. Wouldn't come off. Now it's- this.
Edited (typo) 2025-09-27 13:51 (UTC)
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[personal profile] terrorisms 2025-09-27 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
( His lips quirk — can't blame him for the question. )

Happened before the soup. ( But he gets why Clint thinks that might be a thing. This feels different, though. He thinks if this had been a soup thing, the vest merging into his skin like this might actually kill him. As he's seen it, the soup doesn't just merge with people seamlessly, it solidifies inside them, fazing two things together. Straight through organs, bones, and tissue. Straight into brain matter. It's horrifying. But either way- ) Feels an awful lot like getting shot, so it doesn't tickle.

( Nerve endings. He still feels it all. Feels almost identical to vest impact, so at least it's not as bad as actually taking the bullet. But still. He lowers the shirt, smooths it down. Rolls his tired shoulders out. )

What I really wanna do? Is get the hell outta soup.

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