clint "idk the archer or something" barton (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) brandingproblem) wrote2023-01-10 03:10 pm
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overflows, misc psls/memes, starters that don't seem to fit anywhere else, etc
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) brandingproblem) wrote2023-01-10 03:10 pm
brandingproblem) wrote2023-01-10 03:10 pm
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Phil leans in close so that Clint won't miss a single word of what he says next nor the way he practically growls it. "I cannot be held responsible for my actions when we're alone and you're in that vest, agent."
The trim line of Clint's waist will pleasantly haunt Phil's memories for years and years to come. If he wore that and rolled up his sleeves? Phil would have to drag him to the nearest closet and ruin him.
He drew back and settled comfortably back into his unflappable agent role.
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"We're gonna have fun with this. You've given me so much power. And I can't promise to use it wisely." His turn to bump shoulders. "Maybe you're the one who's gonna have to pay for dry cleaning, too. If you treat my clothes rough."
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Phil's done this to himself.
"We have reservations for Friday night." So that's when Clint can absolutely test all of Phil's control.
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"Friday night. We're gonna roll up on the scene like two very handsome men in a very handsome car, and you're not going to do the chivalry thing and open doors and pull out my chair or anything." Just to warn him now. In case Phil gets any ideas. "Are you gonna help me get dressed? Pick out which combination of everything I'm gonna wear, pretty me up with some accessories?"
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He brushes his thumb across his knuckles. "I would be happy to help you dress. If you want me to."
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He has to go get Lola detailed for this. They are going to be flashy and totally noticeable. Some blog is going to lose their minds over the two of them.
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"Why bother with the extra step? Let's just go to your place." As long as he is with Clint Phil is generally happy. After letting him have his space he is very happy to spend time with him again.
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But he can see the writing on the wall clear as day. If anyone's moving anywhere, it'll be Clint in with Phil.
"You want me to give you a bit more of a fashion show, or save all that fun for a very special Friday night?"
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"Let's wait." He squeezes his hand. "I could always wear one of your flannels if you want a fashion show yourself."
Clint's clothes are big on him, especially across the shoulders but he has borrowed a shirt or two in the past. He maybe stole one once or twice because he liked how they smelled like Clint, especially when he was away oversees.
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He imagines Phil's got a certain amount of energy that might like to get burned.
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He was perfectly content to have a quiet night that led to sex. As always he was happy to get the time with Clint. They never knew when they'd get pulled into the field again.
"Although I'd be happy to tend to any needs you might have."
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He wishes they were home, his place or Clint's, for this next part but it's New York. No one's giving them a second look except for one pickpocket that's tailing them hoping to make a great score the second he gets an opening.
"Your trust in me does that all the time." It's probably a lot to put out there in the open, another one of those things they've never exactly put into words before. Phil throws Clint a bone. "And you in those tight tactical vests. That does it."
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"Maybe next mission, you can zip and cinch me in."
To say nothing of the trust. The trust that goes, generally, unspoken.
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"We'll scandalize the junior agents." Which could be really amusing, actually. Phil will enjoy everyone's jaws dropping as word of their relationship spreads.
"Next you're going to ask for a pat on the ass like we're football players in the locker room."
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It's easier to make things a flirty joke instead of being real and genuine and honest. It's not a habit he's looking to break, either. So long as Phil can put up with it. Because Phil's also good at settling him down and making him give real, genuine, honest responses when needed.
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If someone wanted a weak spot for Phil, it would be Clint without question.
"I wouldn't want to compromise your physical well being before a mission." He sounds like he's giving any other mission briefing. "If you want something that hard I can give it to you after the mission."
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He's not thirsty for Clint. That's just such a silly way to say it. He's simply attracted like he has been for a long time. That's all.
Phil ducks his head but there is no way his blush will not be noticed.
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It's cute. What a nerd.
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It keeps the embarrassment from stinging. It actually feels freeing. "I don't need you to point it out. I am well aware I am an idiot over you, thank you."
And he has been for a very long time.
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Because he's seen a lot of the proofs for official merchandized calendars. And Clint doesn't have near the internet presence that Stark has. Anyone can get a picture of Stark's ass.
Who's getting pictures of Clint's? And does Phil need to be worried?
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/just casually messes with canon nbd
hey welcome to this au: messin' with canon
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